This soft, midweight hoodie carries a deadpan stencil message that pairs quiet humor with cozy warmth. The slightly boxy classic fit and roomy kangaroo pocket make it an easy grab for early-morning runs to the LARP site, late-night campaign prep, or lounging between sessions. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord feel thoughtful and sturdy, while the smooth 50/50 cotton–poly blend holds print and shape through many wash cycles. Wear it with cargo pants and boots for a practical, lived-in look, or throw it over armor pieces when you want to stay warm without breaking character.
Product features - 50% cotton / 50% polyester midweight (8 oz) for warmth and long-lasting print - Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, comfortable drape - Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and tear-away label - Large kangaroo pouch pocket for hands or small props - DTF/DTG printing and optional embroidery placements (chest, wrists)
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
